Gov. Perry Believes in Noah's Ark

BEDFORD, N.H. (AP) — GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry told New Hampshire voters Wednesday that he does not believe in manmade global warming, calling it a scientific theory that has not been proven.

"I think we're seeing almost weekly, or even daily, scientists that are coming forward and questioning the original idea that manmade global warming is what is causing the climate to change," the Texas governor said on the first stop of a two-day trip to the first-in-the-nation primary state.

According to insiders attending the meeting, Gov. Perry also went on to staunchly support the Biblical account of Noah and his Ark, as well as his believe that a whale did indeed swallow and later spit out Jonah! He said that while their is ample scientific proof of the latter, scientists are coming up far short in proving that "Global Warming" really exists.

One New Hampshire resident, after attending the early morning breakfast meeting, noted that aftger hearing Gov. Perry speak, it became quite evident why so many who surround the governor wear tall leather boots when in his presence. "You have to wade through a lot more than tall grass when you're around this guy."